Tuesday, April 24, 2007

The Real Wedding Crashers



Top 6 Ways to Avoid Fainting
  1. Don't lock your knees, keep them slightly bent
  2. Don't spend the night before the wedding getting to know Johnny Walker and Jim Beam
  3. Don't hold the wedding in a sauna
  4. Don't tie it too tight. No one will notice that you look 1/2 inch slimmer as you crash to the floor
  5. Don't be afraid to take a seat for 30 seconds
  6. Breathe